(Source: vampirechild1313, via holdmyweedasifuckyourgirlfriend)
this is bad, but good
(Source: leslieknope-s)
yeah. bumpin oldies off my cellular phone
(Source: dopesmoove, via n0sta19ia)
- calls grocery store
- me: do you have cotton balls
- worker: yes
- me: does it tickle when u walk
- worker: -hangs up-
